Me: I do what I want, right dear? Getting ready leave for the office today, I casually mentioned to my wife, “My boss is out for the week.” Raising an eyebrow, my wife replied, “Really? Where am I going?” Owned. (SMH as the cool kids text). See what she did there? From her perspective, I’m simply…

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A husbands soliloquy. Smiling at me, she steals my breath. My gaze turns into a boyish grin, or at least as boyish as a 50-year old’s grin can become. She questions my intentions, raising an eyebrow as I continue my unblinking gaze, watching her eyes dance, pulling me in deeper, deeper in love with her…

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Laying in bed, my wife asleep at my side, my Kindle Fire Tablet giving off an eerie glow, casting off flickers of light on my face as I innocently flip through articles on my RSS reader. Then it happens. I stumble upon an article about Amazon deals of the day. The small, random grid of…

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