Facebook Is Wiping Its Tears With Cash

Did you hear? The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

Yep, that’s what I heard too. So I went outside and looked up. Guess what I saw? The sky was, well, still in the sky.

There were, however, a few small pieces of #deletefacebook scattered on the ground. I just stepped over them and kept uploading photos, sharing memes, and acting amazed at my friend’s vacation spots.

geralt / Pixabay

I am concerned about those of you that discarded your FB–I don’t want to scare anyone by writing out “Facebook,” wait, doh!–apps on the ground, I offer you 10 alternatives:

  1. Call your friends.
  2. FaceTime your friends.
  3. Go visit your friends.
  4. Text your friends.
  5. Text them pictures of your kids and what you’re eating (that’s always so awesome!).
  6. Email your friends links to funny things you find on YouTube.
  7. Mass text your friends updates to your relationship status.
  8. Record your new fave song on a USB stick and mail it to your friends.
  9. Make sure and put all of your friends’ birthdays on your calendar.
  10. Advertise your business in ads in your local newspaper or Yellow Pages (Is that still a thing?).

Whew…you’re going to be BUSY! Good luck with that.

I’ll #keepfacebook for now and just watch my credit accounts for Russian advertising and hacks.

geralt / Pixabay

Oh, I forgot to mention! Did you see that video of…oooooh, sorry, never mind. Let me email you the link…


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