Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Watch Out! Viral and Virus Aren’t the Same Thing!

Watch Out! Viral and Virus Aren't the Same Thing!

Let me get this straight… Virus = Bad Viral = Good If I “get a virus,” that’s a bad thing? If something I put out there “goes viral” then I’m praised? Our language is a crazy thing, ain’t it? And More… Growing up, if something was a good thing, it was “cool.” But don’t mistake…

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Forget About It, No Really, You’ve Forgotten About It

Forget About It, No Really, You've Forgotten About It

“Give it to me,” I rumbled under my breath. “Give you what?” he sincerely responds. “You know what,” I say accusing, growling lightly. “Really, I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he innocently shrugs. “Quit screwing with me! You had it this morning! You even told me you had it!” I pleaded, trying to call…

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Surrender to the Matriarchal Rule of Siri

Surrender to the Matriarchal Rule of Siri

Is it considered a conspiracy if it’s true? Well then, let me change the title to, “Females run my life!” There, the truth is out! “How far away is the place we’re going to?” I ask my wife. “I’m not sure, ask Siri,” she says with a shake of her head. “Siri, how far away…

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How To Update Applications Like A Boss (An App Addict’s Perspective)

How To Update Applications Like A Boss

It’s true…SMH…it’s true. I’m an update-aholic. My iPhone. My iPad. My Apple Air Laptop. My Amazon Fire. I can’t help myself. I get excited to see what the update brings. The rush of something new. The disappointment when I click on “more” to only see that there have been “bug fixes” with nothing new to…

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Is it a Post or an Article? Make up my mind, will ya?!?

Writing a good ArtiPost. When I talk about writing on Medium, I’m never sure whether to talk about the writings as “Posts” or as “Articles.” No big deal, right? I’m not so sure. In my mind, they both have different connotations. One seems more professional to me, the other a little more passive. It doesn’t…

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Type Type Type…Delete Delete Delete

Getting older does have its benefits, maybe not necessarily health benefits, but you certainly get to know yourself a little better. For instance… In the morning I like to start my day at the gym riding a stationary bike. While on the bike, I plug in my headphones and watch the news on the screen…

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